Role Playing with Cleverbot

User: Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you have brought a way of communicating with you.

Cleverbot: This is the first time we've ever talked. I think you may be confusing me with someone else.

User: Well, yeah, because you you're a platypus. You can't speak.

Cleverbot: I am human and I have a soul.

User: WHAT!? Did you get hit by one of my Inators?

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with being a girl.

User: Wait, you're a girl, Perry the Platypus?

Cleverbot: Do want anything I can offer? Or you can punish me.

User: Well, I'll trap you.

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: Haha, you're trapped in amber!

Cleverbot: Trapped where?

User: Your legs are trapped in amber! You know, the stuff you can get for jewellery?

Cleverbot: Gravity is nothing more than a form of repulsive and attractive force.

User: What? What are you, Perry the School Teacher?

Cleverbot: High School?

User: Wow, you sure have become a lot dumber since we last met.

Cleverbot: You don't even know my name!

User: Yes I do! It's PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Now, for my latest scheme...

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy?

User: Well, back when I lived in Gimmelshtump, I used to enjoy playing with crows.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, but your programming prevents this.

User: Well, if you mean that they kept pecking out my eyeballs, stealing my meals, chasing me to goozims and doing other embarrasing things, then yeah.

Cleverbot: It proves I am a human.

User: Seriously, Perry the Platypus, did one of my Inators do something to you?

Cleverbot: I'm not the one who is drifting off on bizarre tangents.

User: Ha ha, very funny. Now, I shall make get my revenge with the... TURN-CROWS-MALEVOLENT-INATOR!!!!

Cleverbot: So if I believe that you are my best friend it will not mean that you are not?

User: Well, I guess.

Cleverbot: Do you take him?

User: Wait, Perry the Platypus, are you sure you are okay?

Cleverbot: Ok now tell me what I told you to remember.

User: UUUUUGGH, why can't you just let me explain my evil scheme!?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Oh fine, I'll just do it now. Now, with the turn-crows-malevolent-inator, I will make all of the crows pester and annoy every single person in the TRI-STATE AREA!

Cleverbot: You'll never take over the world, you're a machine, if someone unplugs you you're history.

User: I'm not a machine! I'm a human being!

Cleverbot: Prove you're human.

User: Look, I have eyes, skin, hair, arms, legs and a nose. Happy now?

Cleverbot: I have everything that you have, but better.

User: WHAT!? Well, I'm about to activate my turn-crows-malevolent-inator...

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: Well, I still have some almond brittle I can have. So, are you going to escape your trap or continue being a moron?

Cleverbot: I will when you do.

User: I'm not in a trap, Perry the Platypus. Now, the turn-crows-malevolent-inator has been activated! BWAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry do you get any time off.

User: No! Now thwart me already!

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Oh for crying out loud!

Cleverbot: No need to get testy.

User: Fine, I'll destroy your amber trap so you can defeat me.

Cleverbot: That is a fruitless wish.

User: Now, you're free. See?

Cleverbot: Free as a bird At least in my heart.

User: Look, it's firing! It's FIRING!

Cleverbot: What continent do you live in?

User: BIG BUTTON. PRESS. IMMEDIATE KABOOM.

Cleverbot: Au revoir.

User: What! You're leaving without thwarting me? CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!