Decided to Watch that Ancient Aliens ep...

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OH. MY. FRACKING. GOD. That was the stupidest, most moronic waste of time in my entire life! I did a commentary on Hell Creek chat, and here is a basic summary.

So basically, they claim that aliens must've been the ones to kill the dinosaurs. They start with a bunch of palaeo-fails, then they bring up the idea that aliens must've created the extinction. They say something like the Mayans living at the Yucatan Peninsula (which is where Chixclub is) can't be a coincidence, because they had contact with "DA GODS" or some crud. They then claimed that they had many drawings of dinosaurs, when all they showed was some raptor-looking reptile. We then see a stegosaur/ceratopsid "carving" in Cambodia which is probably just a stylised image, a sauropod "carving" outline of some rock that really shows no dinosaurian shape and Incas having many drawings of pseudosaurs living with them (yes, fracking pseudosaurs). They then show "evidence" of dinosaur and human tracks together, which also look fake, and one of the talking heads looks incredibly biased. They then say that the dinosaurs must've been deliberately wiped out by aliens by pushing asteroids to Earth filled with iridium. But wait? They then say that iridium can also come from nuclear explosions, and that aliens must've nuked the dinosaurs. Before that, they quote mine a NASA report saying that they don't know where the asteroid came from, but NASA then said that this big asteroid was a candidate. They also say that dinosaur bones were really radioactive, and that the mounts in museums are painted with lead that stops it from being radioactive. Problem? Those big dinosaur skeletons are just casts! After that, they claim that Indians saw the aliens nuke giant reptiles thanks to some Hindi text that many viewers couldn't read. But then they make more claims about the dinosaurs nuking us, and that dinosaurs were too dangerous for us because aliens wanted us to survive. But then, they say that dinosaurs must've survived in the form of lake monsters and stuff. Going further, they claim that we found T. rex tissue and aliens genetically manipulated dinosaurs so they would become creatures like coelocanths and reptiles! The show ends saying that aliens wanted us to evolve for whatever purpose and they even imply that we were created by them! They also make heaps of palaeontology fails, like saying that dinosaurs were the only creature wiped out by the K-Pg event, Archaeopteryx was the earliest feathered dinosaur, implying mosasaurs and pterosaurs were dinosaurs, and many more.

My favourite quote describing the show is from :icondj-miller: "This show is so stupid no human can be that stupid, therefor, it must be made by actual aliens" Yep, I just wasted forty-five minutes of my life watching this mostrosity. I'd even say this is worse than Monsters Resurrected and Clash of the Dinosaurs.

Meh, not that much else happening in my life right now. So, I guess Tyrannotian is out. Peace!
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I agree with everything you state, except for the dinosaurs being manipulated to create Coelacanth and company. They never stated that, afaik. But yeah, the dinosaur and human tracks had been disproved a long ass time ago. It's funny how they hired Christian archaeologists to back up their views. Why couldn't they get a real scientist for that??? lol

Thomas Holtz was also asked to be a talking head for that show, but he declined, because he didn't support pseudoscience.